Side Mistress

A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.

Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.

by Ernit July 3, 2023

climb the side of the wall

To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate

She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.

by Piri1 February 18, 2018

Side effect

A temporary effect towards someone, usually caused by medication, food poisoning, or just a bad day of work.

After work, I got a really bad headache. It must've been a side effect from the medication.

by Svifias March 13, 2019

far side of BFE

Even further from civilization than BFE.

You're going to the mall at Christmas time? Man, you're gonna have to park on the far side of BFE.

by cygknit September 25, 2006

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Siding

An absolute monstrosity of a creature so scary it should not be seen in public

Me and my siding and my father are walking in roath

by Sidingisbad July 16, 2019

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016