Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017

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Friend dumped

Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.

Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.

by Crumpets February 21, 2022

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Albino Dump

It is the seminal fluid that comes out of her (or his) anus while taking a dump after the man blew his load from anal sex.

My bitch took a massive Albino Dump this morning.

by M J Rottencrotch September 11, 2020

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Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

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Strava Dumped

Removing or blocking a follower of the opposite sex on Strava due to factors such as inappropriate texting, flirting or sexually suggestive behavior that is beyond the expectations of the exercise app.

He received a highly suggestive text from her through the app, resulting in her being Strava Dumped for being inappropriate.

by John boy Walton August 19, 2025

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