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Dad

Your friend: Hi where is your dad

You: What’s that ?
by Ihaveadad April 23, 2022
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your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls
he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad
by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022
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no dad

when your dad leaves you for milk and doesn’t return
teacher: it’s bring your dad too school day
joe: i have no dad, he left
by random_noodle342 April 28, 2021
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Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player
Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*
by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022
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dad-sharp

As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!
"Dude, put the knife down, it's sharp!"

"No worries, its just dad-sharp."
by kinru July 17, 2019
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Dad

Dad I have not seen you since you went to get milk
by Ben farran November 18, 2019
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Dad

by Magic Mechanic September 8, 2020
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