maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 22, 2021

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022

Zoie's Dad

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.

Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense

by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 18, 2022

Dad-ass

When you are a dad and you sneeze just to scare others ass.

You see that guy, he's such a dad-ass

by the guy who overshares. April 07, 2022

Dad kisser

Pathetic QLD Cunt that's kisses their dad on the lips

Went to origin the other night, you should have seen the Blues destroy the Dad Kisser's.

by Yeahnahcunt September 21, 2022

dad kisser

A fully grown man who still kisses their dad on the lips. Dad kissers are the type of people who get cucked by better men

Tom Walsh is a Dad kisser

by Shezalinco October 25, 2022

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 02, 2022