Male: Heyo Gangsta whats going on?
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'
by Brackin homie October 14, 2018
Get the Donkey Slapmug. When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.
by 2tonemafia March 13, 2011
Get the Donkey Kongmug. White guys playing cheesy African rhythms on djembe drums. Usually the rhythm is politically correct, inoffensive "world music" but ultimately not something that would make you want to dance.
'Man, I wish they would play some nice chuggy doof with those drums'
'Nah, it's all donkey donkey donkey doo doo.'
'Nah, it's all donkey donkey donkey doo doo.'
by lewislama September 20, 2006
Get the donkey doo doomug. When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.
by pattymills May 27, 2008
Get the The Emo Donkey Punchmug. by Almer March 5, 2009
Get the Dude, I'm a donkey!mug. A drink that not only leaves you on all fours after you drink one, but one that allows anyone or anything, including a donkey, to take advantage of you
by BG71 April 18, 2017
Get the Virgin donkey cuntmug. by Alice18527 June 20, 2016
Get the Hawaiian Donkey Punchmug.