It's on like Donkey Kong

on, fantastically on, the opposite of off, bringing it, go time, It's so seriously on...as in if you google "on", donkey kong would pop up...or if you google fought donkey kong and off...donkey kong, by a land freaking slide.
Example 1:

Someone challenging your epicness:
Let's play.

You:

What? Let's play? It's on like Donkey Kong.
by Thatsmyfav August 24, 2010
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Donkey Slap

So, when you slap your cock (over 6 inches) on an of age female it is called a DONKEY SLAP.
Male: Heyo Gangsta whats going on?
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'
by Brackin homie October 14, 2018
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Donkey Kong

When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.
Dude, when Katie and I were fuckin, she blindsided me with the Donkey Kong! I nearly tapped out.
by 2tonemafia February 26, 2011
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donkey doo doo

White guys playing cheesy African rhythms on djembe drums. Usually the rhythm is politically correct, inoffensive "world music" but ultimately not something that would make you want to dance.
'Man, I wish they would play some nice chuggy doof with those drums'
'Nah, it's all donkey donkey donkey doo doo.'
by lewislama September 20, 2006
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The Emo Donkey Punch

When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.
by pattymills May 27, 2008
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Dude, I'm a donkey!

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.
"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)
by Almer March 05, 2009
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donkey deuche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.
in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.
by bob plumblow March 16, 2008
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