Mr Crocker

The type of teacher who suspects you of having fairies, goes around yelling FAIRY GOD PARENTS! while switching and bending into weird forms.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.

My teacher is such a Mr Crocker

by Cosmonopoly May 14, 2018

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.

I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

by george jetson the first June 15, 2010

Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

cracked

To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.

Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

crackerlicious

interesting and attractive fellow who happens to be white to peach in coloration

i tried to put my crackerlicious picture here, but it wouldn't work

by Marcus13 November 18, 2007

Crackertivity

Crackertivity refers to an activity typically associated with whiteness. Especially when the activity can be perceived as extra, unnecessary and attention seeking. You do not have to be a white person to participate in a crackertivity.

“Did you see that video of the girl parachuting while eating a blueberry pie?”

“Yeah, that crackertivity was unnecessary.”

by Notreally_here September 10, 2022

Crackberry Cowboy

A person who proudly and prominently wears their Blacberry in an obnoxious hip holster.

His phone rang, and Mark stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, spread his feet wide and quickly drew his Blackberry from its trusty hip holster like crackberry cowboy at the Hello Corral.

by Zortroz1 May 1, 2010