National Suck Dick Day

National suck dick day is on 6th May.
Get you dick sucked or suck someones dick and celebrate

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by Dicksuccer69 May 29, 2018

Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci May 29, 2018

dick-moving

Dick-moving is when a guy is indecisive or changes his mind on which sexual partner he wants to commit to and therefore moves between two or more.

George kept dick-moving between two girls

by orangecounty May 29, 2018

dick

stuff that girls suck on

your dick is super big!

by oof1231243354233233 May 29, 2018

Dick

A spiky thing that gets drilled down a hole the hole starts squeaking and breathing heavily and the spikey ting drips white liquid which the hole will drink then the hole sucks the spikey ting while the spike licks the hole. the spikey thing if refered to as a dick for small gay people and a willy for grown up straight people

Spikey ting= dick
Hey dick head

by TheTomass May 29, 2018

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Dick Dag

When u have a little bit of poo on your helmet

Pete went camping on the weekend with his ‘mates’ and came home with sore knees, stretched ears and a dick dag

by Karlabrit May 31, 2018