Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by anonymous August 29, 2022

dirty pratt

Fat Nigger

That man is a dirty pratt

by Name jejdej August 30, 2022

Dirty zee

When you force feed your partner twinkies until they vomit, then taking the vomit and inserting it in your anus

"I was hungry one night so my bf gave me a dirty Zee"

by Dirty_zee_enjoyer August 30, 2022

dirty sprinkler

The foul and seldom appropriate act of a lady projectionally eliminating the contents of her colon in a semi circular and or oscillating movement. In most cases an unsolicited or innocent bystander being the final disposition of it's new owner. Leaving them, usually him or them covered in the concentrated evil excrement and questioning their life decisions.

The shameless Oklahoma stripper enters into her finally rally and has an unexpected bowl movement( more than likely due to a bad oyster from golden corral) while spinning down the pole. It spraying the enthusiastic club goers just like an old time yard sprinkler. "The dirty sprinkler"

by The Curt Locker August 31, 2022

Dirty Dick Water

When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.

Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!

by JoelskiJizzle August 31, 2022

The Dirty Tenni

The Dirty Tenni

When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...

Nathan sat and watched as his wife received The Dirty Tenni from behind.

by Hill8illyBrenno September 1, 2022

Dirty Marshall

When you triple captain Haaland in your fantasy football team and he scores a hat trick. You proceed to get a “winners erection” and proceed to bang your partner - using tears of the competition as lubricant

“Hey did you see Marshall’s Fantasy football score last night? How the fuck did he do that? I bet his missus is getting Dirty Marshall’ed as we speak”
Utter filth

by Marshall25105333 September 2, 2022