im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019

raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.

I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.

by NasT4U May 23, 2023

Going to get my colours

Going to get my colours is the term which means to retire from a classroom to go to the toilet, most likely for a poo.

guys im going to get my colours

by t-paintony November 3, 2010

My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

Water In My Throat

The feeling of getting chocked up by something surprising or the sight of someone of someone you love and you can't believe that person is yours.

When I saw my girlfriend I had Water In My Throat by how gorgeous she was.

by WaterBoyID April 12, 2025

12345678 ms in my bank accouunt

a song by 21 savage

whats that song thats goes 12345678 ms in my bank accouunt

by bbabadoitrey January 11, 2021