Dick Height

The standard of measurement used for short people in relation to people above 6ft tall.

Hey, how tall was the chick you met on tinder last night? Bruh, she was right at dick height she can stand & give me head.

by Dr. Umar Of The South August 29, 2018

divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup

My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce

by Fallis August 31, 2018

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there ass or vagina. Meaning they let it stay. Both sexes apply

(Girl 1) bitch. Im such a dick parker the boys love it

by Im a dick parker September 3, 2018

Dick

Juan

Ur such a Juan. Being a dick or a Juan

by Piggyfuggy September 3, 2018

Wiggin Dicks

When you or your mates have dropped acid or any psychedelic drug and start tripping out and have no other words to explain how high you are.

John - "This acid has hit me hard bro, I'm wiggin dicks!"
Tim - "Oh shit yeah bro, i am too"

by Gus Idz September 5, 2018

Jaih the dick

he's a dick

Jaih: wow my peck look real cool
Another person: suck my dick jaih
(jaih the dick gets roasted)

by evieisthecoolest September 6, 2018