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Take Her to the Woods 

When you hang out with your friend, and get his girl to suck your dick while you're with him.
Guy 1: "Did you see Andreas take her to the woods?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was Ethan's girl Jazmine too. I can't believe Ethan was there when it happened."
Take Her to the Woods by OG Jordan September 27, 2011

Nerd Word 

A big word used in casual conversation that no one understands except maybe the user. 60% of the time the Nerd Word user is smart and KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT and the other 40% of time it's used by an idiot who gets a random word out of the dictionary and then uses it to look smart.
Example 1:
Smart User- "I think the nomenclature of Windows is way easier than Mac. Don't you?"
Person- "Sorry,dumb it down. I can't understand Nerd Words."

Example 2:
Person- "I LOVE N'SYNC!!! Do you love them? I LOVE them."
Stupid User- " Yes. I believe they are very esoteric. I wish more bands were esoteric."
Person- "Do you even know what that means?"
Stupid User-

*Looks down at definition written on hand.*
"Only known by a few, not well known...Dammit"
Person- "Yeah, stop trying to use Nerd Words to look smarter."
Nerd Word by Sam's Cola July 21, 2010

Tiger Woods 

Tom: Dude, you're an ass hole.
Loki: And you're a drunk. A dumb drunk.
Tom: Yeah, well I just keyed your car the other day!
Loki: That was YOU!? Dan, dude. Now I don't feel so bad for Tiger Woodsing Betsy, on the day you two got married.
Tom: Wait, what?
Loki: *Is already running.*
Tiger Woods by Loki the Red February 15, 2010

Word wrap feature 

Back when the computer was invented the "Feature" word wrap was considered an innovation to the computing generation now it is shit that is included in all word prossesors. No more pressing enter after every line rejoice! The only time your gonna see the word wrap feature is when you gotta turn it on manualy from notepad.
1980's-
Teacher-Welcome kids to keyboarding class were will will be useing the new word wrap feature!

Kids-Yippe!

Now-
Teacher-Welcome kids to keyboarding class were will will be useing the word wrap feature!

Kids- STFU NOOB
Word wrap feature by Jake121 June 14, 2007

Wordbining

The act of combining two words that are normally used together into a single word. This creates just one word that can be used in place of the two words.
Word Combining.
Wordbining.

Freaking Hilarious.
Frilarious.

Beef Burrito.
Beefurito.

Wordbining by wordbiner:D June 19, 2008
The B-Word this means boyfriend. It is used solely in conversations with females you, are attracted to and mistakenly think are attracted to you. You talk for a period of time and all of her references are of her doing things on her own or with friends.

Then just as you are about to make the move, she says something out of the blue like...."Hey, cool trainers, my boyfriend has some like those"

Or if you have inadvertently scared her "Hey cool trainers, i think my boyfriend has the same ones. He'll be along shortly, you can compare".
Yeah i thought i was well in, till she dropped the b-word on me..
B-Word by Long Kong Phooey November 17, 2018