strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021

Uncle vernand

The best son brother and uncle to ever live.

Omg have you seen uncle vernand

by Hannah ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ April 1, 2022

Kentucky Uncle

When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.

I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.

by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 2, 2022

Uncle Raj

The greatest sports player in hide ur dad (Hydrebad)

woah uncle raj is the goat at everything cuh

by LIl big boy April 3, 2022

Uncles

A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.

"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"

by Sussy nigga April 15, 2022

Uncle Terry

Uncle Terry is that one guy who everyone likes at a barbecue.

Auntie Karen: Uncle Terry has a thicc ass

by XxNiggaxX April 16, 2022

Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips

Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB

by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021