ratta-tatta turds

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.
I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2021
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award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.
There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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turd it up a notch

to suck. to fail. to do something that leads to failure. the opposite of 'turn it up a notch.'
Person 1: Wow, that Jay Cutler really sucked last season.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.
by truckel5 August 01, 2010
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Yoyo-ing a turd

Constantly trying to hold in a turd so that it reminds you of a yoyo
Where's your toilet? I've been yoyo-ing a turd for an hour now
by Erh Ma Gerd May 03, 2016
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Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.
1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle
by henryj May 02, 2006
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sleeping turd

A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.
P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.
by Bob Jr. October 25, 2003
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Trailer Turd

The oh so familiar & noxious aromas emanating from the most well known trailer in the park.
My family members are mostly a bunch of rednecks & white trash. We've even won the admiration of our friends & enemies by winning the recent trailer turd contest. The judges scored our trailer over two blocks from where it rests because the aroma was more than sufficient from that point.
by Dr_Jeff_PhD October 10, 2012
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