by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2021
There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
Person 1: Wow, that Jay Cutler really sucked last season.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.
by truckel5 August 01, 2010
by Erh Ma Gerd May 03, 2016
Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.
To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.
To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.
1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.
Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.
2) The comb-over hairstyle
Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.
2) The comb-over hairstyle
by henryj May 02, 2006
A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.
P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.
by Bob Jr. October 25, 2003
My family members are mostly a bunch of rednecks & white trash. We've even won the admiration of our friends & enemies by winning the recent trailer turd contest. The judges scored our trailer over two blocks from where it rests because the aroma was more than sufficient from that point.
by Dr_Jeff_PhD October 10, 2012