Monkey steal pear from tree

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum

Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

by FACEPLANTJAKE January 1, 2009

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counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012

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my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!

an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation

You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.

by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007

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Treese

The most amazing chick you'll ever meet! Yeah. You know, the one, who who think would never hang with you cause she is so amazing, but she will! Yeah, that one. She seems like she'd be a bitch. But she ain't!

Yo! I thought Treese was biotch, but she ain't!

by Treese27 December 17, 2011

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