by Jinxx The Dunk-Master September 22, 2018
Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."
Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 07, 2025
Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.
Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".
Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
by KingLeo15 May 03, 2021
Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 18, 2023
When im on her chest hearing her heart beat while she playes with my hair but then i realize it’s the 5 woods i faced to forget about her.
by yourdoggo June 17, 2024
A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.
by applebase45 February 20, 2022
by wagglewigglewoggle April 03, 2020