Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 07, 2024

Nipple Piddie

A Nipple Piddie is...
a.) someone who has nipples
b.) someone who is very annoying

"Oh yea Bobby, he is such a Nipple Piddie."

by pudgie1o1 November 15, 2017

Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.

Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.

by August 01, 2021

Pre-Nipple

The area around a woman's nipple ;

areola

Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.

by @Pre-Nippke March 25, 2018

Nipple Twistie

twisting of the nipple

Nipple Twistie is done in the movements of turning up an old radio or unscrewing a tight screw from a wall with your fingers also see tuningtokyo

by smashes_27 March 12, 2011

nipples on a chicken

Not useful.

Worthless as nipples on a chicken...

by Crazy Huntress28 February 12, 2024

nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019