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Fucking Dickhead

1. Someone who does really stupid shit with absolutely no reasoning behind it.

2. Someone who will will believe in something with nothing to back it up, yet won't believe in something no matter how much proof you give them
Kid 1: Dude, why the fuck did you rip up my bookbag for absolutely no reason!?

Kid 2: Because you have different opinions then mine.

Kid 1: You're a fucking dickhead you know that?
by Charles Dickhead March 21, 2010
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Fucking degenerate

Someone who makes compliments to an idiot beat-boxing in a fucking useless situation
Fucking degenerate: hey! Great beat box!
Beat box dude: sounds good man, Fucking degenerate!
by Killallnight May 30, 2016
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Fuck Knuckle

General dickhead. See also Fucker, Asshole, Cunt et al.
That's not my wife you stoopid fuck knucle!
by Izzy Stewart April 8, 2003
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beta as fuck

When a male (usually a beta male) fails to be alpha.
Person A: "Wanna go to the gym and hit the machines?"

Person B: "Fuck that shit, machines are beta as fuck. I do free weights like a man. GET AT ME BRAH"
by dead lift June 4, 2011
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fuck season

Coined by the host of Aural Salvation, Fuck Season begins the Friday before Easter and officially ends November 1st, or whenever a person decides to stop observing the "season" by getting into an exclusive relationship.

Generally speaking, people hook up post-halloween (or on Halloween) with people they're going to brave the winter time with. This could include the Halloween parties, but usually includes Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hannukah, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. The most common months for Birthdays range from January through to March (with the highest number being February), so often there's a birthday included in this time period.

After this succession of holidays, many couples have little to celebrate together, and no reminders to appreciate one another, so they often grow apart and break up shortly thereafter. This mass relationship exodus then leads to "fuck season" beginning and carrying through for most of the year, or at least the extended spring/summer seasons.

If you'd prefer a "lighter" term, you can also call this period "Hump Season". Mating season sounds too clinical.
Number One :
"I'm getting ahead on my spring cleaning duties right now"
"why?"
"cause.... fuck season's coming soon. Gotta get prepped"

Number Two :
"baby... it's not you. It's me"
"really?"
"yeah. As in it's me that's gotta dump you 'cause fuck season's starting"
by Rev. Mitcz April 20, 2006
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GOD FUCK

Too express extreme disapointment, anger, suprise, rage or disapproval in a situation or thing. This phrase is best used when you feel damnation from God is not enough (God Damn It), and the only appropriate action is for God to 'fuck' the condemned in a manner suiting the prefered connotation of the word 'fuck.' (E.X. To fornicate, to treat in a harsh manner, distort, ect.)
GOD FUCK that stupid whore

or

Jane lost the Dog? GOD FUCK!
by M. Tackett December 24, 2008
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hella fucked

To be screwed in the utmost...to be hella fucked.
EX 1:
Tom: Did you study for that test today?
Sam: Nah, dude. I'm hella fucked...
EX 2:
Jim: The Yanks have 3 on and none out.
Tim: Yeah, the BoSox are hella fucked, yo...
EX 3:
Eric: Dude, I just got caught with an ounce o'diesal on me.
Swin: HAHA..yer hella fucked, yo...
by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006
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