Sleep Deprivation BAC

Excessive sleep deprivation has all the bad parts of being drunk without any of the fun parts.

Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.

Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you

"mb the pull request was pretty buggy, my sleep deprivation BAC is definitely past the bar"

by SVT13125CNS August 28, 2022

Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

by IGotType69420Diabetes September 12, 2022

put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

by anonymous November 28, 2022

Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.

What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.

by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022

Sleeping on

To miss out on something/someone great

Bruh 1: Have you watched the newest Marvel movie?
Bruh 2: Nah, not yet. I’ll probably see it some other time.

Bruh 1: Not yet?? You’re sleeping on it!

by Pakk25 May 5, 2022

Sleep

Noo sleep is for strong people

SP: I only slept for 2 hours. Sleep is for the weak anyways.
SR: Noo sleep is for strong people

by Sunilsaloser May 8, 2022