Sausage Slapping

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011

seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

bruno slap

When you slap your hoe in the face with your foot long megalodon dick, perfectly timed with the Bruno Mars song “Treasure”.

Bro I Bruno slapped that bitch in the face so hard she got a black eye!

by Bush Lord 69 420 June 26, 2019

Rainbow Slap

When an uncircumcised man puts Skittles into his foreskin and slaps someone while yelling "smell the rainbow!"

My boyfriend Rainbow Slapped me the other day and it doubled as a really good snack.

by Nacho_7258 June 6, 2017

steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010

Kaitlyn Slap

A slap anyone named Kaitlyn will think hurts but ends up being loud and funny to watch

Aw man I just got Kaitlyn slapped, it didn’t hurt though

by ThatOneKidSkyler October 18, 2018

The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010