Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

Side Scrapes

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.

My side Scrapes were nasty last night

by Toby58 July 05, 2022

razor side respect

having very little respect for someone

Man I have razor side respect for that dude.

by Your moms boyfriend November 18, 2009

Side Tuck

Spooning with a dick in your ass or vagina

I want to side tuck the shit out of that bitch!

by Connie Rocket July 20, 2016

Side how

Only known instance of this is Harry’s relationship with Kate.

Harry: “What’s good side how?”
Kate: “omfg yes my king anything you say.”

by Def not harry August 17, 2022

Fork in my side

An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')

"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"

"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"

by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 15, 2015

Side Highway

Colloquial term for physical contact. Usually in the form of a hug

“Hey, wanna share a side highway with me?”

by SH1827 July 02, 2022