Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
by Hobarto April 18, 2019
Get the Phone Comamug. Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.
You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!
You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!
by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019
Get the Milk phonemug. That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
Get the Phone Hawkmug. .
《¤》Thirty《¤》Phones《¤》And《¤》Thirty《¤》Thiusand《¤》Years《¤》Of《¤》Technophobia《¤》Is《¤》Country《¤》Of《¤》Telugu《¤》
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
Get the 《¤》Thirty《¤》Phones《¤》And《¤》Thirty《¤》Thiusand《¤》Years《¤》Of《¤》Technophobia《¤》Is《¤》Country《¤》Of《¤》Telugu《¤》mug. by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016
Get the cookie phonedmug. Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone
Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone
Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
by anonymous January 2, 2023
Get the Hydrophilic phonemug. by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022
Get the Icelandic flip-phonemug.