Mouthaghitis (Mouth Herpes)

When you have bumps that hurt like pimples (but not pimples), from lickin to much of that tainted goodness.

Michael: my mouth hurts bro
Joe: why?
Michael: I have these bumps on the inside of my mouth, i thinks there pimples?
Joe: nah... you got mouthaghitis (mouth herpes) bro
Michael: what?
Joe: it's when you have bumps on the in side of your mouth, from lickin that tainted goodness.
Michael: oh...gross man.

Mouthaghitis (Mouth Herpes) by Pug A Duck August 8, 2019

Funky mouth 

when you can’t be around someone because they breath smell like but, his name is keenon holden

Keenon Holden mouth is so funky, it smell likes booty. -funky mouth

Funky mouth by your breath is funkyyyleeeeee August 13, 2019

Shredder mouth 

A woman who trys to suck dick and her sharp teeth keeps scratching your penis cause she won't open her mouth more

So what happened with domonique

I had to leave her alone can't be with a female who can't suck dick its 2019

Fucking shredder mouth

Shredder mouth by Kings_rule69 September 24, 2019

Gabrielle mouth 

A gabrielle mouth is a specific mouth that can expand up to 200x its size. The owner of this mouth is a girl named gabrielle who has buck teeth and lanky legs. If she sees you, RUN, as she will chase and try to inhale you and attempt to swallow you whole. Make sure there is mcdonalds around as she likes it and eats it like a pig.

Some stinky boy:Oh no there is the gabrielle mouth

Me: RUN

Gabrielle mouth by BAD KID with a flamethrower November 4, 2019

Cervati mouth 

When all of your teeth except one Abandon ship leaving said one to do all the work.

How does that guy even eat with that Cervati Mouth?

Cervati mouth by Oliop September 9, 2020

Mayflower mouth

The apparent inability of some white Americans to pronounce non-Anglo-Saxon names correctly. In particular, the clearly deliberate mispronunciation or dispronunciation of such names by a member of the white elite as a way of implying social superiority and deprecating non-white origins. This form of speech suggests a link between the speaker and the original 102 Mayflower settlers, whose names are typical of common early 17th century English names.

Another term for the same syndrome is 'Hamptons lockjaw'. The Hamptons in Long Island are a popular vacationing spot for the wealthy, with some of the highest real estate values in the USA. This term is likely to be a variant on 'Locust Valley lockjaw', or 'Larchmont lockjaw', which make similar geographical references. All are synonyms for the Mid-Atlantic Accent, a mixture of American and British speech habits which was deliberately adopted from the early 20th century by members of the social elite in certain of the original Northeastern colonies - for example, the Boston Brahmins - as a mark of difference and superiority. It was, and is considered unnatural by many because of its exaggerated articulation, involving much clenching of the jaw.

That guy's got a real bad case of Mayflower mouth - he just won't say 'Kamala' right, even after he's heard it. It's insulting.

Mayflower mouth by Hebdomeros October 29, 2020

South mouth 

Derogatory term meaning, vagina, pussy, cunt..etc

Come hither young chap, pound my south mouth!

South mouth by Earlman5000 January 22, 2021