January

January is the month when you can take a break from NNN and jerk off as much as you want and you can slap all hoe's asses

Friend 1 : Oh two months ago NNN was very hard I couldn't even slap any asses

Friend 2 : It's January my friend it's your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

January

January is the month when you get a break from NNN and you can jerk off as much as you want and also you can slap any hoe's ass

Friend 1: Oh two months ago NNN was very hard, I couldn't slap any asses too
Friend 2: Dude it's January, your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

January 1

A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.

January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...

by Depressed bitch October 21, 2020

January 14

If you are thinking about dating someone born on January 14 then do it. It is the best birthday to date because they will love you and just be the best person

I cant wait to meet my new boyfriend he said he was born on January 14

by Bigniggiballs October 29, 2020

Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.

“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”

by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 2, 2020

January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass

Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*

by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020