Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey

"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"

by Kik455 April 8, 2022

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Jam

A nigga that works at UIC Group

- Niggas be fine says Jam

by XXXdead April 11, 2022

willy jam

Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.

"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."

by Scribe January 14, 2004

Jam-roy

Something that is superlative or exceptional in nature. Southern in origin.

'Kelly Dodd is the jam-roy! All tall and fine, yee-ha!.

by Slade Hayes February 6, 2003

Jam

An empty jar full of jam. Tastes like your face.

After eating the Jam, Kayla thought nothing would satisfy her more than another jar in her belly.

by happypigeonchicken November 19, 2021

Jam on a dam

The most passive aggressive thing you can say when your pissed

Tom: I friended some tiktok e girl
Jack:You know e girls are whores right?
Tom: Jam on a dam!

by Jadedmoon November 19, 2021