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hamstershaver

1.Master and Commander of the Jedi Council; Bisexual and proud of it; gay and lesbian tolerance teacher to young padawans.
2. One who Purchases karma.
1. Hammy® leads the underground order of the EF JEDI; molests his young Padawan ironically enough named Spongebob.
2. 100,000k to 140,000k over night.
by johnnny March 29, 2005
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Hipster Tail

Wearing a slightly large t-shirt and rubber banding the extra material in back to make a "tail." Also known as a "T-Shirt Tail." The style is popular with hipsters.
Hipster tails are just wrong. They think that looks good?
by K Schneider February 11, 2010
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hamsterbating

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."
by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010
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Hipster

A douchebag who thinks they are too good for everything and everybody especially those considered "mainstream".

Hipsters are also commonly seen wearing gay ass clothes and ugly ass haircuts that look like that they lost a fight with a pair of scissors.

Most hipsters mooch off of other people such as their mothers because getting a job is too "mainstream". This is an excuse because they are lazy hippies who protest about how screwed up the economy is and only fuck it up more by not getting a job and voting for obamanation because he supports gays.
(There are no examples of hipsters because that would be too "mainstream")
by AntiObamaAdministration November 25, 2012
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hamster mouse moment

A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.
Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.
by Awek November 24, 2020
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The hamster dance

The hamster dance is the sexual move where you shove a hamster up your ass in order for it to tickle your insides causing you to move around and dance
Hey do you wanna meet up tonight? Maybe we can do the hamster dance
by The human bruh moment February 27, 2020
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hipstermobile

The latest "cool" phone popular among teenagers. They usually have internet services, camera for the lame myspace pics and the hipsters are practically attached to their hipstermobile.
sidekick 2,3,lx,iD,slide
Blackberry Pearl
these are hipstermobiles
by necronomicon April 10, 2008
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