Finger Poo

When you get fingered up the bum when you need a poo, the resulting poo ends up on the fingerers finger.

Zooey; Don't finger me up the bum, i need a poo
Jim; Urrh i got poo on my finger.
Jim got a Finger Poo

by SuperCliff June 3, 2009

Finger Wiggle

When something is so incredibly cute you get an over compulsive urge to finger wiggle. The act of bending your index finger and having a spaz attack...usually accompanied by the sound "hhheeehhhhh".

I was watching the show Mobbed last night, it was so cute I was finger wiggle-ing the entire time.

by Finger wiggle creator. March 24, 2012

Ten Finger Thrill

An up and coming Band from P-Town Illinois. Consists of Conrad, Adam, and Dan. It previves from two things; first, Ladies....You know. Secondly, use all fingers in Music.

Adam has the Ten finger thrill technique down.

by Conrad Sutherland January 12, 2005

brown finger

When at an airport and you use the cheep ass toilet paper to wipe your hinney and the paper is so cheep that you end up with your figer getting brow stuff on it.

Atlanta airport has the such bad toilet paper I ended up with brown finger.

by tomba987 January 22, 2010

faux finger banger

The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
a) doesn't go deep enough
b) doesn't go hard enough
c) just doesn't understand how it should be done
The Positive kind:
2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:
a) he plays guitar
b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering
c) he has nice arms

1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."
2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."

by April_Jocelyn23 November 10, 2005

aphrodite lesbian finger fuck

Very hot lesbian's fingering each other.

Damn did you see that aphrodite lesbian finger fuck porn?

by MrMrSoStoned March 2, 2010

finger painter

a lesbian who masterbates with her partner while on her period.. then smears blood all over herself and her partner sometimes making pictures..hence the name..

chelsea is a finger painter when aunt flow visits becky

by burnt toast January 27, 2006