Rage-dumped

Rage-dump: when an internet poster literally shits himself due to the anger induced by someone disagreeing with his opinions.

TOC was so angry that another poster had a different opinion on college football realignment that he rage-dumped.

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Royal Dump

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!

by OilySaltine July 26, 2023

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Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.

"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.

by kingmerriam March 14, 2014

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The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

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When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time

This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.

by RD94 November 26, 2021

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I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017

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Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

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