crotch gromit

Children

"Vanessa said she wishes she'd kept her legs closed because her crotch gromits are driving her mad"

by MickyNorg October 25, 2023

Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Citch

A Citch is someone who is a Cunt and a Bitch

My sister Amy is a citch

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023

Crichan

A good looking guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is 6’2

Crichan is sexy

by 24hoursinaday November 24, 2023

Crotchalisk

A Crotchalisk is a dangerous mythical snake but you can charm it if you speak in tongues

Beware of the Crotchalisk lurking about!

by Xike December 1, 2023

Crotch Rocket

A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"

Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.

by urbanjo February 11, 2024

Cratchits

Slang term for side burns

Woah, nice pair of cratchits!

by Mutton chops March 11, 2024