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Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 23, 2025
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Comical, though unintentionally derogatory, phrase used in northern Minnesota during the cold season, especially towards Asian-American women.
After a squabble with a woman in the grocery store, the man exclaimed under his breath, “with the freeze come the angry Chinese!”
by Julian_kissme November 17, 2025
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Where this hand come from

When someone asks for free handouts. Specifically about money or food from others without offering anything in return, usually expecting it to be given for free.
When his friend gave him the new notebook, he laughed and said, ‘Yo, where this hand come from?
by hammer18 December 3, 2025
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Will snatch that from you when u come

Will snatch that from you when u come
Will snatch that from you when u come lol 😂
by Lilalou May 4, 2018
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If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.
Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”
by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018
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the best is yet to come

its not true... its just not.
stop saying *the best is yet to come* when it just makes things worse
by Questionforgodwhy March 21, 2021
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the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.
SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .
by Istayyeti November 29, 2022
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