Not cold

When someone is too nervous to say someone is cute or hot they say “not cold”

Man do you see that Joanne over there... damn she is not cold.

That Lucas over there is so not cold.

Not cold by SpicyFrostyElf July 19, 2018

Butt-Cold 

The temperature of your butt after sitting down on a cold toilet seat.

Jerome: Why are you taking that blanket with you to the bathroom?
T-Raw: I don't want to get butt-cold!

Butt-Cold by lolgamergirl69 October 13, 2012

Mississippi Cold Pocket 

When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.

Me and my girl do the Mississippi cold pocket errday.

Mississippi Cold Pocket by WaffleOnAKite June 20, 2013

butt numbin' cold 

extremely cold weather

It's butt numbin' cold aside.

butt numbin' cold by Emmy November 25, 2003

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

Cracking open a cold one by malparit September 1, 2009

sup cold 

used as an expression for undercooked taquitos. invented by the magnificent Marley P. the term sup hot is used as a reaction to this.

kelli: *puts taquitos in the microwave for 4 minutes
marley: where are the damn taquitos?!?!
kelli: right here
marley: *touches taquitos
marley: sup cold!
kelli: *puts taquitos in for 30 more seconds, takes them out, and touches them
kelli: sup hot!!!

sup cold by kellianne August 27, 2006

Lion Cold 

When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.

How cold's the water Billy?
It's Lion Cold dad!

Lion Cold by thewiseguy97 January 19, 2014