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Crack open a cold one with the boys 

Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys
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fucking cold 

State of the weather when it is so cold that the only way left to warm oneself is to have sex
Jack said to David, "Since it was fucking cold last night, my wife finally agreed to have sex with me."
fucking cold by dancingfoxes February 11, 2014
When someone is too nervous to say someone is cute or hot they say “not cold
Man do you see that Joanne over there... damn she is not cold.

That Lucas over there is so not cold.
Not cold by SpicyFrostyElf July 19, 2018

Butt-Cold 

The temperature of your butt after sitting down on a cold toilet seat.
Jerome: Why are you taking that blanket with you to the bathroom?
T-Raw: I don't want to get butt-cold!
Butt-Cold by lolgamergirl69 October 13, 2012

Mississippi Cold Pocket 

When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.
Me and my girl do the Mississippi cold pocket errday.

butt numbin' cold 

It's butt numbin' cold aside.
butt numbin' cold by Emmy November 25, 2003