cream ring

During a lengthy time of intercourse with a girl the male develops a white ring of semen around the penis. cream ring.

Damn josh, last night I was fuckin my girl so good I got a cream ring.

by polyman1 May 8, 2016

Cream pie

NOT A PASTRY another word for a girl cumming so much it looks like a pastry in her pussy, usually licked up by guy (or other girl not discriminating)

Yo i fucked a girl and she cream pied all over herself

by XXPurplygamingXX May 29, 2018

pant cream

the film that accumulates on your jeans/pants when you wear them too many times between washings

I have to do some laundry, my jeans are covered in pant cream.

I can't wear these tonight, feel the pant cream.

Alt: These are feeling pretty panty, I better wash them tomorrow.

by solesista February 5, 2010

Ass Cream Sandwhich

When you put whipped cream on a girls ass crack and then proceed to eat it.

Greg put whipped cream on Amber's ass crack and ate it all! It was an Ass Cream Sandwhich!

by Nuttcasepdx January 2, 2010

Cadbury Cream Egg

When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.

is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.

by Rebecca J. Black June 7, 2011

special cream

Slang for cum.

I will swallow the special cream.

by Misses Sexy Ass Nigger May 7, 2016

Bitches and Cream

1) a cool way of swearing while sounding slightly camp.

2) a coffee with baileys.

1) oh Bitches and Cream that hurt!

2) *in a bar* Can i have a bitches and cream please?

by Tyrosine December 11, 2010