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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family
Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child
by Pikialo April 16, 2017
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The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese
"wow, hes such a moon child!"
by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022
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The holy child

A person who is referred as the most “innocent” person within a friend group(not thinking sexual thoughts). Thay can sometimes have unholy thoughts but that doesn’t brake the holy mindset.
“Bro did you know that James is with that jasmine girl”

“And?”

“She is uber sexual bro”

“He is the holy child though, she won’t be able to brake him easy “
by Nnoble1000 October 18, 2017
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Child

by tommygobrrrrr May 18, 2021
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Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners
"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020
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