Ass smell 

A whiff of shit smell when someone stands up

A hot, smelly, and somewhat dirty man stands up, and a whiff of ass smell hits you in the face.

Ass smell by 13 L U 12 May 18, 2009

ass woman 

A Woman who appreciate a nice looking male buttocks. Some just enjoy watching them, some others enjoy rubbing them, and some more obsessed ones may enjoy kissing and licking them.

Woman A: Look at that guy, he is hot and even have nice ass.

Woman B: Yeah, he is good looking but I don't give a damn about his ass.

Woman A: Actually the first thing I notice of him was his nice butt lol

Woman B: You are such an ass woman!

ass woman by kira89 January 6, 2010

ass hattery 

The act of a person being an ass hat.

Stop it with your ass hattery!

ass hattery by Juice November 9, 2004

Ass Pounder 

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"

Ass Pounder by danw December 22, 2003

ass bandit 

Noah Sayres.

Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!

ass bandit by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009

ass clown 

A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.

Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.

ass clown by Mark Whitney June 7, 2004

ass mustard 

The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.

Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!

ass mustard by biggdogg September 4, 2003