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No YOU are a fat sack of shit who has to be an EMPLOYEE and you want me to have to be an EMPLOYEE with you.
Hym "And LIKE THE FAT SACK OF SHIT THAT YOU ARE... You are trying to tie yourself to my ankles and drag me down with you. Coming up with the theory IS the work. You're being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes work and what constitutes creating AI and you need to be shut the fuck up, manually. You need to save these mentally retarded fucks from themselves. You need to save their kids. I'm don't need to be an EMPLOYEE because I'm not YOU. You piece of shit. Your kids don't deserve money or life more than I do. And they sure as hell don't deserve it equally. You are living off the government because you got you fat pussy stuffed by a fat-cock every chance you get and NOW you need to STEAL FOOD OUT OF MY MOUTH TO FEED YOUR KIDS WITH EBT."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2025
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Wokalzheimer's Disease

Dementia arising from the formation of protein plaque on brain surfaces, prevalent among late stage anti-White racists, antisemites and transvestites. Symptoms include morbid obesity, polychromatic fur growth, sadistic paedophilia, violent and often murderous outbursts, and loss of ability to reason.
After Patrick put on 200 pounds, died they/them's hair blue, engraved several bullets with the words "I hate Jews and crackers", and developed a habit of hanging around in the female toilets in hotpants and white kneesocks, the people who looked after they/them came to the reluctant decision that a period of confinement in a secure hospital was the only remedy for they/them's Wokalzheimer's Disease.
by Old Phardt October 3, 2025
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Work-up

To toggle with lights while moving through a dark area to stay in light so that monsters, superstitions, supernatural beings, etc. dont attack you.
I had to work-up to get to my room without the monster in the hall catching me!
by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 October 13, 2025
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Work

Meth, or another drug, but mostly meth.
I'ma re-up on some work.
by Meth, crack, weed October 17, 2025
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Work Simulator

A small room on a job site out (of view for any peeping supervisors) where employee get “work” done.
The storage closet in the break room is our work simulator. Use anytime you’d like.
by Mr. Vivi October 26, 2025
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Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, and working with consultants that don't actually know anything to help you optimize your processes, all they can do is tell you how to fill out an Excel workbook.
We need to transform this process, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.
by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025
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Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.
We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.
by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025
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