Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021

Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor

“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”

by S.bkk December 21, 2021

strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021

Uncle boy

A boy close to his uncle

He Is the uncle boy the Favorite

by 459395 March 11, 2022

Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food

Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.

by eef119 March 13, 2022

Uncled

To be bamboozled or played by a native man.

Chelsea was most definitely uncled by SIR Lance a lot.

by RustyDog*001 March 14, 2022

Uncled

native men are called uncles on the Rez, so when you get played by one it’s called getting “uncled.” Essentially, it’s indigenous slang for “getting played.”

“nephew” means a guy on the Rez who isn’t an uncle or a “player.”

She fell in love but she got uncled.

by Heyvous March 14, 2022