Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024

Turkey

A person who walks around spreading they tail feathers and doing all that gobble gobble.. But when it comes time for action, takes flight like a frightened bird.

I noticed you were talkin all that cheap on the phone but you hid when you saw me, because you're a turkey.

by Jaidynsdad87 August 10, 2017

Turkey bag

Anal insemination by an inside out meth bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.

by Sugui July 13, 2022

Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

talkin turkey

Discussing business

At the trap talkin turkey

by CheefQweef May 15, 2018