ratta-tatta turds

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.

I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

turd it up a notch

to suck. to fail. to do something that leads to failure. the opposite of 'turn it up a notch.'

Person 1: Wow, that Jay Cutler really sucked last season.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.

by truckel5 August 1, 2010

Yoyo-ing a turd

Constantly trying to hold in a turd so that it reminds you of a yoyo

Where's your toilet? I've been yoyo-ing a turd for an hour now

by Erh Ma Gerd May 21, 2016

Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.

1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle

by henryj May 12, 2006

soft serve turd

That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.

I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

fried turd sandwich

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.

He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023