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Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples
Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples
by G0B3IN September 24, 2025
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Arizonian Nipple Zapper

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire
Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
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Nipple Tickering

Lightly tapping a girls nipple repeatedly, making her sing like a British song bird
Damn Johnny listen to this whore sing, while she takes this nipple tickering.
by Nipslipchuggler January 15, 2016
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hard-nippled

A determined female.

Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
Stop being hard-nippled about it, you can't get everything you want!
by SHvapor December 11, 2015
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nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.
His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014
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Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...
She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...
by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021
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