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weiner salad 

A common nickname for Mills E. Godwin's own Jack Salidino. Known as a true weiner salad, Jack accels in all aspects of baseball, more specifically catching. He is a god walking among mere mortals, starting at catcher in JV as a freshman. Announcers got the nickname after adoring fans playing at the varsity level began chanting "JACK WEINER SALAD" at the sight of him.
"Now hitting, the catcher, number 7, Jack Weiner Salad"

"Hey did you see Weiner Salad? His cup got shattered by the pitching machine. Oh that Weiner Salad..."
weiner salad by Darklord664 July 30, 2008
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Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side 

An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."
You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.

chocolate salad 

when your shitting on your sex partner and you throw a young infant at the wall and you have to yell chocolate salad 3 times.
David cried and after Leo gave him a chocolate salad and then cleaned up Nikos infant baby off the wall.
chocolate salad by lrod666 June 15, 2009

Egg Salad 

When you cut up a mans testicles and mix it up into a salad.
I’m craving some egg salad rn...
Egg Salad by evandagoon April 4, 2020

chicken salad sandwich 

shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread

...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!

Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(

Root Salad

A relation between the X and Y axis of the 2-Dimensional Plane which when plotted looks quite ridiculous and ends in "Root Salad Ya Bastard".
shit me boi, that Root Salad Graph is whacked up to the max.
Root Salad by Rak-takahh June 8, 2004

Turkey Salad 

The art of rimming a guys arse Tossed Salad, whilst he Turkey Slaps you around the face.
It was a hot session - Best Turkey Salad I've ever had....
Turkey Salad by Maz61 December 21, 2011