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Road Eggs

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!
by Kasee123 January 16, 2023
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Road knuckle

The act of finger banging a woman whilst traveling on a roadway
Denise was driving down the road with marty. Marty got fresh and decided to give Denise some road knuckle
by Constant Hat July 11, 2024
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Road Goak

When a passenger is fellating the driver, get car sick and vomits on penis.
Oh dude I totally had to get my car detailed, this chick gave me some road goak and threw up everywhere.
by Booch Daddy June 8, 2022
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Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
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Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
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Road rodeo

When you recline your drivers seat all the way and a girl is riding you reverse-cowgirl while she is steering and you’re operating the pedals.
Met at a girl at the bar - she road rodeo’ed me all the way home.
by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023
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Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.
Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!
by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021
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