Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.

I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.

by ProbablyErin October 10, 2014

Segregation Rings

A euphemism for the New York Yankees’ 27 championships indicating their insignificance in the modern baseball era.

Person 1: We have 27 rings, that’s way more than your team has.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.

by David Donald June 23, 2024

Rump-ring

Same as “butt-dial”

If I get another rump-ring from fuzzleknucks I’m going to rip his head off.

by drodhertzer May 9, 2021

Squid rings

A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.

Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"

by RedDaug June 11, 2018

ring

Someone who sounds like a nazi

Man that ring guy sure sounds like a nazi

by gwezger December 14, 2020

shut up ring

A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.

Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.

Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."

Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."

by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023

Saturns ring

when you have an asshole piercing and shit gets stuck to it.

justin had to push the saturns ring out after he took a shoot

by explodingbannana July 26, 2025