no jams

insert person’s name is no fun.

BTS: yayyyy we have dynamite at the Billboard 100!
Shabnam: takes over BTS
RM:Shabnam you have no jams

by thecharacterwannie October 14, 2022

on jimmy jam

when someone uses this phrase they are speaking above god to prove they are saying the truth

"Bro on jimmy jam ima beat your ass"

by bigbarry1212 May 20, 2023

woo woo jam

When you are high on love on someone who is jobless, degreeless, hobbiless, and broke. But great sex.

The bro got way too woo woo jam right now

by budsssmoker420 February 28, 2024

jam jam lolo

When two or multiple men or boys are playing with eeach others lightsabers

Last night Tanveer and ragu were playing jam jam lolo

by ĐM¹๛「シHʂ」 July 15, 2023

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

by peggi May 22, 2011

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022