flex a nut

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task

It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen

by jbott3000 January 07, 2017

beetle nut

a micronesian drug thats makes you hallucinate and disables your nervous system if overdosed

I took beetle nut the other day and I felt so comfortable that day for 6 hours I couldnt move but i liked it

by furrinesses July 08, 2022

KP’s nuts

Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.

Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery

Person 2:

Did they have Kp’s nuts???

Person 1:

Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not

Person 2:

Truly unfortunate

by Jejij March 19, 2022

Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).

Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut

by BigNut2000 November 28, 2017

nut of the oaks

So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks

So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??

by Nut of the oaks January 20, 2019

Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.

Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!

by BobDaily2 August 23, 2009

Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 04, 2019