I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.

Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.

by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017

national make out day

this is a day where you can make out with anyone and not get called a whore or a slut or a fuck boy.

girl- “hey wanna make out?”
boy- “why”
girl- “because it’s national make out day”

by idklol66 May 26, 2018

take a hit make a play

absorbing a minor setback to make a major comeback

commonly used in hockey

Aye bro i’m still on delivered.
No worries, take a hit make a play- we’re going out tonight.

by dryrock0 October 13, 2022

make you Debby Ryan

we all know what this means....

Girl:Mom, dad, i’m gay. i have a gf
Parents: Ok...does she make you Debby Ryan?
Girl: ????

by fuck2020bro October 19, 2020

Pleased to make you an acquaintance

A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .

After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.

by mlhiss May 31, 2020

Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021