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I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.
by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008
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A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.
Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009
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That's just not Breakfast!

Created to refer to a sorry state of affairs, which would not be worth getting out of bed for. Essentially, all people with common sense would only arise from slumber from sustenance. So when something is shit, and it's not delicious and made of bacon sandwiches, remember, fuck it. It's just not breakfast.
"Hey baby, I'm afraid your mother is on the phone, your car has been stolen, and there some bills in the post."
"Yeah, but That's just not Breakfast! IS IT?"
by ReverendRyu84 January 11, 2010
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Let's Just Be Friends

What someone says when they find your company enjoyable, but do not feel any attraction to you. It does not mean they want to hurt you, despite what many nice guys claim.
"I think you're a great person, but I just don't like you that way. Let's just be friends.
by whatthehelliswrongwithpeople November 18, 2018
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Je-ff (Just Enough FF)

(Pronounce as Jeff with elongated e-sound)

FF stands for final fantasy, and ff itself is used as a word to describe someone's who is daydreaming all day.

Je-ff, on the other hand, is meant to describe someone who ff just enough that even though they look and behave completely normal in society, you know that they are a sucker who is living in their own world and refuses to confront reality.

A Je-ff would exhibit behaviors like fantasized speech that hypothesize how great they would have been if they were given opportunity or if they could just do what they want without the burden of families and relationships. This type of person is excellent at blaming others for what they cannot achieve, so they tend to not do anything in general and just tell others to do it so that they don’t have to bear any responsibility when it fails. They blame the world from their failure, and cannot see the good in the world. So they will criticize every single things they encounter, including you.

It is not easy to detect a Je-ff at first glance, but they will expose themselves gradually over an extended period of association. When that happens, stay away from them to avoid the negative energy that comes alongs with the blame games and bad mouthing.
If you continue to be Je-ff (Just Enough FF) , you are only surrounding yourself with negative vibes and no one will want to be your friend.
by Nekomura May 8, 2020
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I just lost the game

you: "I just lost the game"

someone completely different: "Dang me too, stupid game"
by thats what you think May 27, 2010
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my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.
Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."
by DTOP May 2, 2006
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