Jaaaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter is a mythical beach ball riding horse that can only say his own name. He is loved by all but his only love is the seaside. He is allergic to Karen's, and middle management. His occupation is unknown but he likes drugs.

He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.

Abbie: Oh my God - is that James Baxter?
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.

James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter

James Baxter by FinnplusJake November 23, 2018

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James Dixon

he got a small pp

james dixon has a small pp

James Dixon by cobrashrek April 2, 2019

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James Charley Horse

A James Charley Horse is a cramp in your lips, usually from holding your lips in a weird position.

I got a James Charley Horse from waiting for you to take the picture!

James Charley Horse by the lip expert May 2, 2019

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James Bailey

A name for a guy who likes rocks getting thrown at his head. He is a nice guy and usually wears glasses but can be a massive rock grabber. He usually calls places like Taco Bell Indian food and is also known as GeoDude from Pokemon. Sometimes he can be really smart but other times he can be a big fat spack.

Watch out for the rocks its James Bailey!
James Bailey will take these rocks in a minute if you do not be careful!

James Bailey by ihitfatdabs May 5, 2019

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