the holy rubber roll

first you must dress in a suit made out of condoms then run up to the nearest walmart, big w, kmart or JB hifi at night and break in and steal a iPhone x to look up bestiality porn in church on their wifi and when the pastor asks you "what are you doing" you say "the holy rubber roll".

Jason: hey ben I succeeded doing the holy rubber roll .
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 26, 2018

the holy bible

something you might need after looking at porn

Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.

by table fan February 19, 2021

the holy trinity

when you're really depressed about something and nothing you try to do can make you feel better, you...
-take a shot of the cheapest vodka locally available
-chase it with a shot of captain morgans
-chase THAT with a whole beer (preferably bought by someone really sketchy at a local gas station)

john: dude, my girlfriend dumped me today for my best friend.
creepy stranger: shit man that sucks, you want me to go into that arco and buy you some natty ice so you can get the holy trinity on tonight?

by broskisausage February 13, 2010

backdoor holy war

when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting.

my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war.

by the poopy banana May 10, 2009

The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is a term used by porn stars, can be used as a noun, verb and/or adjective, and is basically when a female porn star takes a cock in her arse, a cock in her vagina and a cock in her mouth, all whilst simultanously giving two handjobs.

In my experience, The Holy Grail is a trick best left for the pros.

"Have you seen 'Bangin from behind 25' yet? It's the one where Rachel Lurid achieves the Holy Grail!"

by Courtney April 6, 2005

The Holy Bible

The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature

The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.

by Mike N. Ike February 1, 2021

The Holy Grail of requests

Someone who generally sticks to a plan deviates from routine to do the abnormal.

Basically someone says or does something that nobody sees coming.

Did you hear what Angela did? She never asked anyone out before!

Woah it's the holy grail of requests.

by SBD Dauntless May 21, 2017