flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub

Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.

by Alex_Pax November 22, 2016

ooh da fly

The rare yet exhilarating feeling of catching a fly between one’s fingertips and muttering in exclamation; “ooh da fly!”

“ooh da fly!”

by trotclopper January 1, 2022

Flying without a licence

Neglecting to zip up your trousers.

Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.

Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)

by E hates Q January 17, 2022

Flying Fat Cat

A fat thing that soars through the air most likely to fall upon skinny people.

Did you see that flying fat cat?

Yeah! It fell on me you bastard.

by Soxthefatcat June 29, 2018

Antarctic Flying Crocodile

The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is a crocodile with wings who eats ice. It is an endangered animal.

The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is beautiful.

by Geewhiz100 November 23, 2020

Flip n fly

When you are having anal sex from the doggie position and she thinks she needs to fart but when you pull your penis out she shits and it flip n flies everywhere.

I was taking that ass to pound town when she all the sudden started shitting everywhere. I said “what the hell was that?”. Her response “it’s a god damn flip n fly!”

by Pumalumadingdong March 19, 2020

Uncomfortable Flying Folopple

When you get foloppled mid-air

I was on a trampoline... and all of a sudden there was a lollipop up my dick hole! I was a victim of the uncomfortable flying folopple.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes June 5, 2018