Depression clothes

When all of your energy is used up by doing laundry, you have nothing left to put them away so you leave them piled on the floor. Usually for months.

Mom: “put those clothes away! They’ve been on your floor for months”

Me: “those are my depression clothes. I will when I have enough energy to do so”

by Missaj88 March 26, 2020

Post TMS depression

Depression after an episode of the morning show.

Mitch just died, I have post TMS depression

by Takemyphoneaway May 12, 2022

Crush depression

When you don't have a crush but you've consistently had one. Crush dryness

I'm going through crush depression because I don't like sam anymore.

by Milk lady January 11, 2025

depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it

I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.

by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021

post malone depression

when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.

Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.

by savuren January 20, 2021

Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”

by arvinator March 18, 2020

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 07, 2022