christmass

Some with whom you'd only have sexual relations with on or around Christmas.

"Dude, I totally got some Christmass at the company party last night!"

by Juliaaa January 9, 2008

christmahaunakwanzaka

I combination of
-christmas
-haunaka
-kwanza

happy Christmahaunakwanzaka rae!

by laksjfgszuildfgbas;jfl January 17, 2007

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.

Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

by Autumn S January 6, 2009

Christmahannukwanzadan

The background of UrbanDictionary during the 2010 season, that in its attempt not to, shows some ignorance--the fact that Kwanzaa is not a religious holiday. It was created commercially by Maulana Karenga, an African-American, in 1966, because he felt that secular blacks were left out during holiday celebrations.

Two guys are on urbandictionary on December 2, 2010 and see the background: "happy CHRISTMAHANNUKWANZADAN from urban dictionary"

White guy: We have Christmas, you have Kwanzaa.
Black guy: Not really.... Well actually, kind of, because these days your Christmas isn't even religious, it's only a chance for The Man to make some money off of you guys.

by Bobazonski December 3, 2010

Christmasplex

1. The secular commercialist monster the holiday season has become, spanning of no less than two months, starting November 1 and ending once Target has sold out of 75%-off bullshit chachkies.

2. Christmas.

"I bought you this beautiful Christmasplex ornament shaped like ye olde holy Dollar."

"Merrrrrry Christmasplex, kiddywinks!"

by Eliphas Phatt December 26, 2013

Christmaser

Someone who excessively, prematurely celebrates Christmas. A Christmaser jumps right from Halloween to Christmas. Completely ignoring Thanksgiving. A Christmaser watches Hallmark Christmas Movies in August, etc.

My neighbor dressed up as Buddy the Elf for Halloween, what a Christmaser.
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .

by Tom Turkey November 2, 2018

Christmasexual

A person who loves Christmas. Listens Christmas music even in summer. Can't wait for Christmas and has a countdown on.
Mariah Carey is it's Diva

Why is he listening to Christmas music in October?
Don't mind him he is Christmasexual

by Vscoboy304 November 6, 2019