brandon bills$

Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.

Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“

Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$

by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022

Bill Russell

Next to god for Celtics fans

Yeah man Bill Russell is a god

by Ilovebasketball44444 September 4, 2020

bill’s breath

The worst scent in the world. Caused by Strawberry tom’s toothpaste; without brushing

Teacher A”Did you smell bill’s breath today?”
Teacher B”Yeah, sadly”

by SavageCloud January 1, 2018

Dry Bill

An Action, Puting an absorbent material around ones finger and drying the cheek inside someones mouth. Opposite of a Wet Willy. Timing is key, being bitten is failure.

Sawyer snuck up on Luke with a Paper Towel around his finger. Like a fisherman on a lucky day he hooked his prey and dried some moisture from the left interior mouth cheek. Triumphantly he cheered and invented the "Dry Bill"

by Mean Tom Sawyer December 22, 2020

Bill

Bill cut his garden down because he has hayfiever and Bill is a nice friend very goofy and dumb but thats ok because he is Bill and Bill is good. Love you Bill <3

wow i can hear bill from a mile away

by happybirthdayfriend July 22, 2022

the bill-rod

the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary

He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!

by Mick... January 10, 2012

Handsome Bill

Being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted sexual advances from co-workers. So-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one's pants.

Dude, that Mike is such a Handsome Bill, Kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

Don't be made because I got the raise instead of you, I'm the Handsome Bill around here.

Don't even come in here acting like you're the Handsome Bill, you haven't had a date in months.

by ThaRu October 1, 2012